is the only member of the Weird Sisters family able to claim a royal title, which she does with gusto. Contrary to popular belief, piano is not the Countess' first instrument; she was a virtuoso on the French horn until a lightning strike short-circuited her career as a blower. Undaunted, Luddy, as she is affectionately called (a source of continual amusement for those who knew her over the course of her 23 hour marriage to blues great Muddy Waters, and her much later and more intense marriage to camp filmmaker John Waters) became inspired to tickle the ivories after being told by a lounge pianist in the Detroit Holiday Inn that she ought to "see what else her hands can do." Rumors that the Countess is suffering from a nervous condition of unknown origins have been confirmed, however both her doctors and lawyers insist it in no way is tied to the ongoing investigation of the Countess in the deaths of her fourth and sixth spouses.

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